Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be “Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time”
Sea cucumbers would breathe a sigh of relief, if they had lungs.
Criminal
Defendant Recruited Seven Actors to “Testify” in Fraud Trial
“Are you a real lawyer?” one of them asked defense counsel.
Drunken Mule-Rider Accused of Assault With Deadly Raccoon
Even in Kentucky the assault charge isn’t going to stick.
Arsonist Reportedly on Fire
Always funny.
Party Frowns on Members Punching Constituents
This is still considered bad form in the UK, apparently.
Court: DA’s Witchcraft Accusations Were a Bit Over the Line
And by “a bit” I mean so far over it that the line could no longer be seen by the naked eye.
Puppet Master Turned Illegal Beagle Breeder Says He Ran Over Cops Because of “Emotions”
It was also Netflix’s fault, he argued.
Sovereign Citizens Convicted of Trying to Kidnap Coroner They Accused of Necromancy
Just another day in the land of the sovereign.
Many Still Insist on Trying to Flee Authorities via Water
Just the latest roundup of failed attempts.
Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a Bear Suit
So did the California Department of Insurance.