Yet More Aquatic Escape Attempts
People show no signs of stopping, even though these show no signs of working.
Criminal
Alleged Irish Orphan Convicted of Being American Rapist
By a Utah jury, following extradition from Scotland.
Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be “Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time”
Sea cucumbers would breathe a sigh of relief, if they had lungs.
Defendant Recruited Seven Actors to “Testify” in Fraud Trial
“Are you a real lawyer?” one of them asked defense counsel.
Drunken Mule-Rider Accused of Assault With Deadly Raccoon
Even in Kentucky the assault charge isn’t going to stick.
Arsonist Reportedly on Fire
Always funny.
Party Frowns on Members Punching Constituents
This is still considered bad form in the UK, apparently.
Court: DA’s Witchcraft Accusations Were a Bit Over the Line
And by “a bit” I mean so far over it that the line could no longer be seen by the naked eye.
Puppet Master Turned Illegal Beagle Breeder Says He Ran Over Cops Because of “Emotions”
It was also Netflix’s fault, he argued.
Sovereign Citizens Convicted of Trying to Kidnap Coroner They Accused of Necromancy
Just another day in the land of the sovereign.