Many Still Insist on Trying to Flee Authorities via Water
Just the latest roundup of failed attempts.
Criminal
Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a Bear Suit
So did the California Department of Insurance.
The Prisoner Formerly Known as Nicholas Rossi Finally Admits He Lied About His Identity
Now says he was afraid Rhode Island legislators wanted to kill him.
So Sean “Diddy” Combs Isn’t Having a Great Year
Nor should he be.
Bubble-Blower Charged With “Littering Prohibited Fluids”
This aggression will not stand, man.
Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Hand Over His Wu-Tang Clan Album (Again)
He should have to give up that smirk, too, but I suppose there are First Amendment issues there.
Mother Teresa Pleads Guilty to Ponzi Scheme
No, not that one.
Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Driving
Another case where somebody creates the best evidence against him.
Priest Who Bit Woman During Mass Says She Had It Coming
Okay, I might be paraphrasing there.
Guess Who’s Decided to Represent Himself?
Start popping the popcorn now. You only have until June.