“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
There are better alternatives in this situation, though.
But not for doing any of that stuff.
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
And you only get one guess.
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
Another good reason not to give him any money.
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
No one was harmed during the pointing spree, which lasted only a few seconds.