Coast Guard Arrests Guy Just Trying to Walk to London in a Floating Hamster Wheel
Not a water-escape attempt, in my view, but still not a great idea.
Criminal
Please Make a Note of the Planning Required for a Successful Water Escape
Don’t try it, just make a note of the planning that would be required.
“ChiefsAholic” Indicted for Robbing Banks to Fund ChiefAholism
A noble cause, but still.
Nicholas Rossi Will Be Extradited—or Will He?
I almost hate to see this saga end.
Yet More Unsuccessful Water Escapes
This still doesn’t work.
Feds: Unlicensed Alien Guide Offered Gall Bladders and Women During Illegal Bear Hunt
At least six crimes here and that’s just what I could fit in the headline.
“I Really Regret the Matter,” Says Driver Fined $129K for Speeding
Not his first offense, but it was his first six-figure fine.
Bouncy-Castle King Gets 11 Years for Bouncy-Castle Arson
A light sentence, considering.
Can You Claim a Reasonable Expectation of Privacy as a Guest If You Killed Your Hosts?
Another conundrum.
Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crime
I’m not sure this included his arrest, but I hope so.