Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Back
And yet the police still seem to have screwed this up.
Criminal
Sith Lord Who Stalked Queen Gets Nine Years for Treason; AI Girlfriend Not Charged
Prosecuted under the Treason Act 1842, just one of the many Treason Acts they have to choose from over there.
Coast Guard Arrests Guy Just Trying to Walk to London in a Floating Hamster Wheel
Not a water-escape attempt, in my view, but still not a great idea.
Please Make a Note of the Planning Required for a Successful Water Escape
Don’t try it, just make a note of the planning that would be required.
“ChiefsAholic” Indicted for Robbing Banks to Fund ChiefAholism
A noble cause, but still.
Nicholas Rossi Will Be Extradited—or Will He?
I almost hate to see this saga end.
Yet More Unsuccessful Water Escapes
This still doesn’t work.
Feds: Unlicensed Alien Guide Offered Gall Bladders and Women During Illegal Bear Hunt
At least six crimes here and that’s just what I could fit in the headline.
“I Really Regret the Matter,” Says Driver Fined $129K for Speeding
Not his first offense, but it was his first six-figure fine.
Bouncy-Castle King Gets 11 Years for Bouncy-Castle Arson
A light sentence, considering.