Drunk Australian Threatens Police With Snake
“Drop the snake!” officers were forced to yell.
Criminal
O.J. to Explain How He Hypothetically Did It
According to reports today, the Fox network will run an interview with O.J. Simpson at the end of November in which he will provide details of the murders of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. You would think this would be…
Ostriches May Have Last Laugh on Halloween Assailants
Well, except for the dead one.
Orange-Jumpsuit Halloween Costume Causes Problems
A New York man got in some trouble on Halloween when he dressed up as a prison inmate, complete with an orange prisoner’s jumpsuit, to take his daughter trick-or-treating. It was a very realistic costume, because it was a real…
Wisconsin Spa Bandit Strikes For Sixth Time
He gets expensive services, then flees without paying.
Toga Party Attendance is Critical in Abu Ghraib Defense
Lt. Col. Steven Jordan is currently on trial for 12 charges relating to the torture — sorry, "maltreatment" — of detainees at Abu Ghraib prison. His defense attorneys have argued that Jordan was actually not in charge of the interrogation…
New Defense Strategy: Put Your Client’s Head in a Box
No, I mean you put the box on top of it. Sorry, I guess I should have been more clear.
Law Student Has Not Learned Not to Steal
Law student by day, cat burglar by night. A judge in Australia has sentenced Phillip Ryan See, 27, to over four years in jail for robbing 43 homes in the suburbs of Sydney, where he was also studying for a…
Man Injures Self When Assaulting Biker Gang
In all the stories I’ve seen to date that involve a motorcycle gang being attacked for no reason by one guy with a pool cue, stories that so far I’ve only seen in my mind, the bulk of the injuries…
Man on Trial for Computer Theft Steals Courthouse Computers
39-year-old Jon Eipp of Novato, California, pled guilty on Monday to charges including computer theft, his defense in a pending jury trial on those claims having been somewhat weakened by evidence that he stole six computers from the courthouse during…