Another Zamboni DUI
I’m glad to see that The Smoking Gun‘s records are consistent with mine—we agree that this was the third known arrest for driving a Zamboni while intoxicated. I have a total of four Zamboni crimes, but one of them did not…
DSUWI (Driving Something Unusual While Intoxicated)
Former Giant Tased After Drunken Scooter Chase
He’d have had a better chance on foot.
Motorized Bar Stool Was “Not Road-Legal,” Say Police
As you know, the answer to the question whether you can get arrested for Driving a Bar Stool Under the Influence is plainly "yes," because it will be considered a "vehicle" for purposes of the motor-vehicle laws. But another problem…
DUI: Christmas Float
The float departed a parade at high speed, with the dance team it was carrying still on board.
Another Thing You Can’t (Legally) Drive Drunk: Wheelchair
This isn't the first motorized-wheelchair-DWI case by any means, nor is it especially recent, but I don't think I have "wheelchair DWI" in the database yet so I'm reporting this one anyway. The culprit in this case also gets bonus…
No RUI Charge for Florida Drunkard
As I mentioned in this followup to the Kentucky case last week, whether or not it is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence depends on state law, and there are other things the rider could be charged…
Further Analysis Regarding RUI (Riding Under the Influence)
Readers have raised some interesting questions about the RUI allegations in Kentucky, described in this earlier post. Mark T. asks, "I wonder if the Kentucky definition of 'vehicle' ["all agencies for the transportation of persons or property over or upon…
Don’t Ride Drunk in Kentucky
Guess I will create a new category for this topic, once I decide on a way to categorize it. "Things Not to Drive Drunk" doesn't seem right; you shouldn't drive anything drunk, or at least anything that goes faster than…
Alaska Man Charged With Floating Under the Influence
Floating isn’t “navigating.” In my view.
Ted Nugent’s Drummer Gets DUI in Stolen Golf Cart
Nugent was not involved, nor were any members of Styx or REO Speedwagon.