Good Reason to Kill #8: The Vuvuzela
Probably the best reason to date.
Good Reasons to Kill
Good Reason to Kill #7: Disagreed With Your Macaroni Recipe
On June 6, in East Wenatchee, Oregon Waterville, Washington, a 17-year-old girl attacked her 21-year-old brother with a "knife-edged barbecue spatula" after the two argued over how to make macaroni and cheese. The girl told police that she was making…
Good Reason to Kill #6: Messed With Your Dungeons & Dragons Character
Happily, this was not a successful killing attempt, but Zachary King did go after two acquaintances with a hammer due partly to hurt feelings over a game of Dungeons & Dragons the previous day. King's preliminary hearing was held on…
Good Reason to Kill #5: Insisted on Riding “Shotgun”
This doesn't beat #1 (Used the Last Roll of Toilet Paper) or #2 (Disputed Yahtzee Rules), and it was only an attempted killing, but it does deserve to be on the list. On September 16, police in Shreveport, Louisiana, said…
Good Reason to Kill #3: Accused of Having Smelly Feet
This now joins Reason 1 ("Roommate used the last roll of toilet paper") and Reason 2 ("Argued over game of Yahtzee") in this unfortunately growing database. Link: FindLaw.com
Good Reason to Kill #1: Roommate Used The Last Roll Of Toilet Paper
Sadly, this post will probably be the first in a series. This story brought to you by Frank Crow, 56, of Moss Bluff, Florida, who got into an argument about the lack of available toilet paper with his roommate, 58-year-old…