Official State Crap: Florida
The ninth in this occasional series.
Official State Crap
D.C. Prepares to Name an Official Amphipod
Other states may have their crustaceans, but only D.C. would have an amphipod. Which is also a crustacean, but still. And D.C. isn’t a state, but also, still.
Official State Crap: District of Columbia
I now return to the critical project of covering the often-ridiculous official stuff of all 50 U.S. states, and, I have now decided, all our non-states as well. This time, it’s the District of Columbia. Although D.C. only has four…
Official State Crap: Delaware
At least one of these doesn’t exist.
Official State Crap: Colorado
Official state flower: The white and lavender columbine. Actually, the identity of the Colorado state flower is not entirely clear. Section 24-80-905 does say it's "the white and lavender columbine," but that turns out to be a description, not a…
Oregon Designates Official State Microbe
Beating Hawaii and Wisconsin to this important milestone.
Official State Crap: Connecticut
Official state tree: the white oak (Quercus alba). Official state mineral: garnet, which is highly abrasive. Official state insect: the praying mantis (Mantis religiosa) (a scientific name I did not make up). Official state bird: the American robin (Turdus migratorius) (same…
Official State Crap: California
Featuring an official state animal that was officially extinct when chosen.
Oregon, Hawaii May Name Official State Microbes
“Is there a competing microbe?” one legislator asked.
Official State Crap: Arkansas
Official state nickname: "The Natural State." First official state motto: Regnant Populi ("The People(s) Rule"?). Year they decided that was either grammatically incorrect in Latin or not quite what they wanted to say: 1907. Current official state motto: Regnat Populus ("The People Rule")….