July 2008

Request for Grey Poupon Has Unexpected Result

It appears that a driver’s request for a bit of Grey Poupon was rather rudely rejected on June 18, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Most likely, the request was made in fond remembrance of the famous commercials…


“Torture Memo” Author Detained in Oakland

He was "detained" only because of a mechanical problem with a plane on which he had hoped to fly to the Ninth Circuit conference in Sun Valley, Idaho.  But former deputy AG and "torture memo" author John Yoo‘s failure to…



Lawn Boy Murdered

"I can do that [if I want to]," Keith Walendowski told police after he shot his lawn mower to death.  "It’s my lawn mower and my yard," he said, "so I can shoot it if I want."  The mower’s fatal…


Minneapolis Firm Offers “Lawyer Job Interview Translator”

Nicole Black of Legal Antics reports that Halleland Lewis Nilan & Johnson, a Minneapolis law firm, has produced a new recruiting tool that is worth checking out.  The "Lawyer Job Interview Translator" features a senior-partner type answering standard recruiting questions…



New Zealand Family Court Judge Says No to Stupid Names

A family court judge in New Zealand has taken a stand against parents who saddle their children with goofy names, which seem to be fairly common, at least per capita, in that country.  Judge Rob Murfitt ordered that a nine-year-old…




Taser Caper Results in Prison for Father-Son Team

On June 20, Paul Crowell of Waukesha, Wisconsin, was sentenced to two years in prison after pleading guilty to "possession of an electric weapon," namely a Taser that he had stolen from a police officer. Crowell's father has pleaded guilty…