Dialogue in a Car on Route 107 in Nassau County, New York
PERSONS OF THE DIALOGUE: Timaeus, a driver; Socrates, a passenger; Lysimachus and Callicles, who do not speak.
August 2019
First Alleged Space Crime Is Surprisingly Dull
Not a single alien or sentient computer involved (as far as we know).
Please Use Caution When Consulting This Map on Kangaroo-Ownership Laws
It is likely not 100% accurate.
Plaintiff: I Was Attacked by Wayne Newton’s Monkey
“Without any provocation,” allegedly, which seems unlikely but must be taken as true for now.
No Reasonable Expectation of Privacy While Burgling
Or trespassing, but “burgling” is funnier.
Assorted Stupidity #126
In this edition: dysfunctional demand notes; good punctuation (but bad behavior); the great-great-grandson of Kaiser Wilhelm II; a Bigfoot sighting in Kentucky; and why you shouldn’t throw a refrigerator off a cliff in Spain.
Good Reason to Kill #76a: Mystery Clown (or, Clown Mystery)
Reports of clown involvement may have been exaggerated.
Good Reason to Kill #76: Fancy Dress (Clown)
Clown sparks “mass brawl” on cruise ship … but is there more to the story?