Another Year of Lowering the Bar
Oh, look, it’s almost 2020. Hooray?
2019
Assorted Holiday Stupidity
A few reminders that “happy holidays” is an expression of hope, not necessarily a statement of fact.
“Tell You What, Slick. This Profession Doesn’t Need You.”
Phrases that suggest your hearing is not going especially well.
Tear Gas Fired to Disperse Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to start a riot? Couple hundred, depending.
Employee Says She Robbed Store to Teach Other Employees a Lesson
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
“Perhaps Some of the Language ‘Crossed the Line’ of Civility”
But you be the judge. If you are over 18, at least.
Congressman Pleads Guilty to Using Campaign Funds for Rabbit Travel
Among other things.
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Still Feeling the Heat
The State of Florida has decided not to charge him with arson, at least.
Assorted Stupidity #128
In this edition: Krispy Kreme caves, “the voodoo” gives commands, criminal charges for overdue library books (again), and so forth.
Expert on Money Laundering Arrested for … Well, You Can Probably Guess
And you only get one guess.