Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crime
I’m not sure this included his arrest, but I hope so.
2022
Assorted Stupidity #153
In this edition: a bad night to steal, another rock’n’roll lawsuit, a judicial mooning, and a reminder that it is illegal to taunt a police dog.
French Court Recognizes Basic Human Right Not to Be “Fun”
At long last.
Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promised
An injustice that must be punished.
Suspect Claiming Mistaken Identity Says Someone Tattooed Him Without His Knowledge
Someone also “tampered with” his fingerprints, among other diabolical acts meant to frame this plainly innocent man.
Geoffrey Chaucer Cleared of Rape Allegation
Or was he?
Balloonist’s Lawyer Says Ex-Parrots Died Simultaneously of Natural Causes
It was just their time, Your Honor.
Death at Shotgun Willie’s Delays Trial About Death at Shotgun Willie’s
Neither death involved a shotgun.
Are Honeybees “Dangerous Weapons”?
Might depend how you use them, but probably yes.
“Motion to Halt the Madness” Granted in Part
The court’s order stops approximately 75% of the madness.