The Best Brief Ever Written Is an Amicus Brief on Behalf of The Onion
Certainly the funniest.
2022
Disgraced Lawyer’s Crocodile Shoes Sold for $1062
From the estate of Tom Girardi, who stole millions from clients and spent some of it on these fancy shoes.
California Supreme Court: We Don’t Think Bees Are Fish
So please don’t say we do. Because we don’t!
California County Bans Wild Cow Milking
I didn’t even know this was a thing, and now it’s gone.
Study: Bad Writing Makes Legal Documents Hard to Read
How much research do you need to believe this? Here’s some more.
Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit
Come as you are, leave with nothing.
Assorted Stupidity #152
In this edition: cyberflashing, cyberghosting, a lesson in irony, and a really terrific candidate for judge in Kentucky.
Another Former President Moves to Intervene in Mar-a-Lago Case
It’s probably not the one you’re thinking of.
Man Wins 22-Year Fight Over 25-Cent Dispute
He’s also entitled to prejudgment interest, though, which can really add up.
Did Congress Forgive All Your Debts by Passing a Law Nobody Knows About Because of 9/11?
Could it be true?