Ninth Circuit Revives Nevermind Cover Baby’s Frivolous Lawsuit
No longer a baby, but somehow still a plaintiff.
2023
Assorted Stupidity #159
In this edition: police catch the elusive Tire-Slasher of Vastogiardi; the Florida Joker thinks GTA6 stole his identity; and a lawyer argues cocaine may have “a positive effect on one’s cognitive abilities.”
Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Back
And yet the police still seem to have screwed this up.
Federal Court Ends Dramatic Fight Over Meaning of “Double-Spaced”
And yet further controversy looms.
Italian Mom Gets Court Order to Evict Her Lazy Adult Sons
They wouldn’t pay rent, but did manage to scrape together enough to pay a lawyer.
An Old But Terrific Headline
From 1994 but worth saving.
Alleged “Somerset Gimp” Ordered Not to Wriggle in Public
While wearing a gimp suit, at least.
Assorted Stupidity #158
In this edition: Rossi finally extradited, judge texts during murder trial, firm in trouble for “rummaging” through opponent’s Dropbox account, and more.
Bar Wants Fake Lawyer Prosecuted Even Though He (Reportedly) Won All His Cases
“He’s not a terrorist,” one supporter said. True, but he’s not a lawyer, either.
Sith Lord Who Stalked Queen Gets Nine Years for Treason; AI Girlfriend Not Charged
Prosecuted under the Treason Act 1842, just one of the many Treason Acts they have to choose from over there.