Articles by Kevin

Cranky Ball-Snatcher Sues for Emotional Distress

Last October in Cincinnati, an 89-year-old woman who was sick of kids' toys ending up in her yard was arrested after she confiscated a stray football.  According to Edna Jester — and if I was going to make up a…



Restraining Order Entered After Christmas Wii Assault

A New Hampshire judge refused Monday to lift an order that requires Randi Young, 24, and Heath Blom, 26, to stay away from each other.  Both were arrested on Christmas Day after a Nintendo-Wii-related incident that allegedly turned violent. According to police, Young…


Doping Scandal Strikes Sport of Kings, Dorks

You can now add one to the list of sports tainted by scandal over the possible use of banned substances.  If you think chess is a sport, anyway. The possibility of "doping" by international chess athletes got some publicity recently…




Bay Area Docket (Jan. 6, 2009)

A new case filed this week in SF Superior Court.  I feel a little guilty about finding this hilarious, but I do: Thomas [redacted]., a minor, by his guardian ad litem v. Napa Valley Wine Country Tours; Shayne One; Richard Hoffmann;…


Bear Forced to Wear Wire in Custody Battle

It's bad enough that our government is now routinely spying on us.  Now you can't even trust stuffed animals. Last week, a Nebraska man sued his ex-wife, her father, and the woman's former law firm for allegedly hiding a recording device…



Pearson Returns; Seeks En Banc Hearing in Pants Case

Today brings the expected but still welcome news that former administrative judge Roy Pearson is still pursuing his case against the dry cleaners who allegedly lost his pants (shown, left, at a post-trial fundraiser in their honor).  This is despite the fact…