Articles by Kevin

Australian Arrested for Pigeon, Eggplant Smuggling

A man described as "an Australian pigeon fancier" was arrested in Melbourne on February 3 after customs officials found two birds in his pants. Officials said the man had wrapped each pigeon in a roll of newspaper and stuffed one…


“Lobster Gone Bad” Turns Out To Be Hoax

A man in Amsterdam, New York, returned a lobster to his local Price Chopper supermarket on January 18, saying it was “bad.”  Employees said that Walter Tessier wanted to exchange the bad lobster for a bag of king crab legs….


Florida Driver Cited For Speeding, 49 Or So Other Violations

Laying a claim to the title of World's Worst Driver, or maybe just Least Likely to Be Allowed to Ever Drive Again, 46-year-old Elvis Barrett racked up approximately 50 traffic citations in a brief period on the morning of February 5. …




Pro-Life Group Criticizes Doughnut Maker

The American Life League, an anti-abortion/pro-life group, objected in January to a promotion that doughnut maker Krispy Kreme ran for Inauguration Day.  The company had offered customers one free doughnut on January 20th, a donation it said was intended to…


Thieves Grab Costumes for Late-Night Performance

Last Sunday night or early Monday morning, a person or persons unknown stole a variety of costumes from a shop associated with the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.  The items taken, worth about $5,000 in all, were intended for upcoming productions of "Macbeth" and "The…


Court Rejects Unabomber’s Request to Get Unabombing Stuff Back

Good news — convicted "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski, now serving a life term for murder, will not be getting back any of the unabomb-making materials that the FBI seized from his cabin in 1996. Kaczynski's cabin. Defense experts argued that Kacyznski's skewed worldview was…


Man Cited for “Riding White Horse in a Snowstorm”

I put that in quotes only because it sounded to me like some kind of drug-related slang term, but in fact it was exactly what it describes. Police in Cody, Wyoming, said they cited a 28-year-old man on Sunday for public…