Judge Rules Burrito Is Not Sandwich
“The notion is absurd,” a sandwich expert testified.
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Drunk Australian Threatens Police With Snake
“Drop the snake!” officers were forced to yell.
UPDATED: Government Sued Over Racism, Cat
From the Kansas City bureau comes this report of a newly filed case: Gabriel Robles; Bonnie Robles v. State of Missouri; State of Iowa; United States of America; Governor Matt Blunt; Governor Tom Vilsack; George Bush; Randy Rodriguez; Roseanne Kempf…
O.J. to Explain How He Hypothetically Did It
According to reports today, the Fox network will run an interview with O.J. Simpson at the end of November in which he will provide details of the murders of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. You would think this would be…
New ABA Book To Convince Kids That Lawyers are Totally Awesome
Many of you may have received an email from the American Bar Association plugging a book called Leapholes by James Grippando, who has written a number of popular novels for grownups. But Leapholes is for young readers (middle-school young, not…
Fraternity Members Sue After Being Depicted as Drunken Sexist Morons
Two members of a South Carolina fraternity have sued the makers of "Borat," last week’s number one movie, over a scene in which the men make insulting comments about women and minorities after drinking heavily with someone they believed was…
Ostriches May Have Last Laugh on Halloween Assailants
Well, except for the dead one.
Woman Sues Over Negligent Jiggling Contest
A New Jersey woman who was injured while participating in the "Shake-It-Like-Shakira" contest at Calico Jack’s Cantina in New York City has sued, alleging that the cantina’s owners and operators should have known the dance contest was "dangerous and likely…
NFL QB Demands Mom Stop Using Him in Campaign Commercials
On October 20th, Saints quarterback Drew Brees (or his agents, anyway) sent his mom a letter demanding that she cease and desist using his name and likeness in a TV commercial. Mina Brees is running for a spot on the…
Captain of the U.S.A. v. Bush
Here’s an “October Surprise” for you. On October 6, Leon Gay, Jr., filed suit against George W. Bush, currently President of the United States, in the federal court for the Northern District of Alabama. It seems that Mr. Gay’s investigation…