Las Vegas Police Catch Woman Who Filed False Disability Claims
That she leapt from her wheelchair and ran away seems to confirm their suspicions.
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BBC Interviews Wrong Man Re Apple Trademark Verdict
Showing just how easy it is to qualify as a talking-head legal expert on television, Guy Goma bravely fielded questions from a BBC reporter recently about the outcome of a trademark battle between the Beatles’ "Apple Corp." and Apple Computer. …
“Curse You” — The Musical!
Reuters News reports that a new translation of Saddam Hussein’s novel, "Get Out of Here, Curse You," will be released this week in Japan. The novel is believed to have been written on the eve of the 2003 invasion and…
Feud A’brewin Over Appalachian Pet Ownership
The Collins family of Melvin, Kentucky (that’s Floyd County) loves Kitty and ain’t a-gonna give him up. "He’s not bothering nobody," says Barry Collins. But the Hall family does not like Kitty. "I think [Kitty] needs to be in a…
O.J. Continues Zany Antics by Appearing on Candid-Camera Show
"Juiced" is the name of the new show, which will be appearing on pay-per-view soon (if it isn’t already). On the show, O.J. Simpson, who you may recall was accused a few years ago of killing his ex-wife and her…
Oklahoma Ends Tattoo Holdout
Caving in to the degradation of moral character so evident in the other 49 states, Oklahoma has finally legalized tattooing, passing legislation last week that ended a forty-year-old state ban on the practice. Surprisingly, Oklahoma was the only state in…
Wisconsin Supreme Court OKs Warrantless Laxatation
On Thursday, the Wisconsin Supreme Court held that forcing a suspect to drink massive doses of a laxative in hopes of recovering a swallowed bag of heroin was not unconstitutional. The court of appeals had held that the strategy amounted…
You Thought Things Were Bad Before
A man in Germany trying to end it all just made it even worse for himself when he miscalculated his jump. He meant to jump under a train, but timed his jump too late and so he instead crashed through…
Man Wants Money Back for MiG-21 Bought on eBay
Zhang Cheng, a businessman in Beijing, is demanding his money back from a man who posted a MiG-21 for sale on eBay. Zhang bought the fighter jet, previously in the Czech Air Force but now located somewhere in Idaho, for…
After Conviction, Zacarias Moussaoui Wants to Withdraw Guilty Plea
After a lengthy trial in which he openly admitted his guilt and mocked the pain of the September 11 victims, and yet was still spared the death penalty, Zacarias Moussaoui now wants to withdraw his guilty plea. In a motion…