Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.
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“Crickets.”
Judicial shorthand that you may see more often in the future, especially if Judge Kavanaugh is confirmed.
Lawmaker Agrees to Stop Administering Noogies to Public
He also semi-apologized for what he conceded had been a long-standing practice.
Indian Supreme Court Holds Wink Didn’t Violate Blasphemy Law
Strangely, the equally disturbing waggling of eyebrows was not addressed.
Good Reason to Kill #72: Appeared to Be Cheating at Golf
Mayhem resulted.
Motion to Continue Because of Moose Attack
Granted.
Campaign Funds Used for Rabbit Travel
Apparently the rabbit was not actually an employee of the campaign.
Province’s Lawyers Claim Bigfoot Case “Lacks an Air of Reality”
It’s Canada, so they were pretty polite about it.
Assorted Stupidity #116
In this edition: witness misplaced, grandma tased, chest-bumps delivered, all drug-test boxes checked, and incomprehensible pleadings raged at.
Good Reason to Kill #71: Argued About Who’d Play Aretha Franklin in the Aretha Franklin Movie
The answer is Jennifer Hudson, but if the guy with a gun says it’s Halle Berry, just agree with him.