Canadian Rectal Smuggler Catches a Break on Appeal
Things came out slightly better than expected.
Articles by Kevin
“Dumbest Insider Trading Crime I’ve Ever Seen” Was Pretty Dumb
As such crimes go, anyway.
Bison-Taunter Arrested
Please do not taunt the bison.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
New Jersey May Declare an Official State Microbe
It would be the second state in the Union to have its very own.
Defendants File Non-Opposition to Plaintiff’s Motion for Leave to File Surreply to Motion for Leave to File Surreply
If reading that hurt your head, imagine how the judge felt.
Virginians! You Now Have an Extra 22 Hours to Kill Raccoons on Sunday
You don’t need to call it off at 2 a.m. anymore.
Woman Accidentally Steals Car She Thought Was Her Rental
Drove it around for two weeks with nary a clue.
Assorted Stupidity #115
In this edition: a Canadian snow-globe fight; mystery pooper identified in New Jersey; Dallas loses its 82nd case in a row against the same litigant; and the Uttarakhand High Court holds that loudspeakers can’t be loud.
Majority Rejects “Mullet Doctrine” in Fourth Amendment Case
Not to be confused with the Rule in Cyrus’s Case.