Police: Burglars Not Hard to Track in Snow
Or smart enough to wait for spring.
Articles by Kevin
Congratulations, Lady Who Shut Down Dance by Citing Obscure Law
Her heroic actions prevented … fun.
Woman Gets a Ticket for Parking Two Seconds Early
The ticket lasted about the same length of time in court, once the judge got a look at it.
Lawyer Who Wrote Torture Memos Has “Grave Concerns” About Trump
Proof that if you have enough opinions, sooner or later one of them will be right. Just statistically speaking.
Johnny Depp Allegedly Spent $3M to Blast Hunter S. Thompson Out of a Cannon
They say this like it’s a bad thing.
Utah Supreme Court Affirms a Woman’s Right to Sue Herself
Did Bagley win Bagley v. Bagley? Yes!
But also no.
Wait. Which One of You Was Injured Again?
Okay, so, you’re Mary Jo, and you’re Francine? Oh boy.
Administration Fails to Secure Its Own Conference Room
In the future an impenetrable wall will be erected around all such locations, although who will pay for that remains to be seen.
Assorted Stupidity #99.5
In this edition: be on the lookout for orange fingers; the difference between accidental and intentional; police piling on; and a victory for the rule of law (involving traffic cameras, but it’s a start).
“Spelling Bee Bandit” Arrested for String of Roberies
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.