Lawyer’s Pants on Fire During Closing Argument
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
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Cow-Threatener’s Conviction Affirmed
The Swiss federal tribunal rejected his argument that he acted in self-defense.
Idaho May Legalize Dachshund Racing
It may or may not be illegal at the moment, but you can’t be too careful.
More on the Quest of King Allan
None of which makes success look more likely.
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
Official State Crap: Florida
The ninth in this occasional series.
Good News: The “Motion to Spread Death” Was Denied
These motions are sometimes granted, but it’s not as scary as you might think.
Latest Airport-Security Exploit: Walking Through in a Group
Don’t worry, though—they screened them after they landed at their destination.
Suspect Steals Mortuary Van, Finds Body Inside, Returns Both
Always check the back seat.
Bill Urges Texans to Use Correct Flag Emoji
There would be no criminal penalties for using the wrong one … yet.