Virginians! You Now Have an Extra 22 Hours to Kill Raccoons on Sunday
You don’t need to call it off at 2 a.m. anymore.
Animal Law
“Justice for Simon”: Giant-Rabbit Case Survives Motion to Dismiss
This case needs to go to trial for the expert testimony alone. The court owes it to the public.
Ninth Circuit: Monkeys Have Standing to Sue in Federal Court
Not that it’ll do them any good.
Michigan Set to Legalize Year-Round Frog-Spearing
Good news for those who couldn’t get all their frog-stabbing done during the summer and fall.
Law Meant to Discourage Stupidity Doesn’t Work
Authorities are still searching for the culprits here, who surprisingly survived.
Monkey-Selfie Case Settles
Questions remain, but it looks like legal proceedings are over.
Lawyer “Devastated” by Theft of Office Frog
And who wouldn’t be?
Courthouse Deputy: “I Need to See Your Monkey”
He’d already seen it on the X-ray machine.
Man Upset With $190 Ticket for Having His Snake Off Leash
You can’t set your snake free in a public park. At least not in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Do Not Walk Your Dog WHILE DRIVING
A very stupid and apparently worldwide phenomenon.