We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
They weren’t gonna take it, and as it turned out, they didn’t have to.
This isn’t about the Shriners, whose demands are typically valid and for a good cause.
Tip: No winning legal argument will ever begin with these words.
He sought it in Iowa, but I don’t think it’s the law there, either.
They might have learned a lesson, but probably not the intended one.
It says “life.” Singular.
Another good reason not to give him any money.
Look, I’m not saying a medical examiner’s job is easy. But still.
Presumably only an agricultural court would have jurisdiction over him.