Judge Rejects Man’s Claim to Be “Some Sort of Agricultural Product”
Presumably only an agricultural court would have jurisdiction over him.
Presumably only an agricultural court would have jurisdiction over him.
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
Especially if you’re a police officer in a public place.
Yep. That is a thing that actually happened.
This was “the keystone to his defense,” argued Clown, on his own behalf.
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.
Put another way, the prosecution convinced the jury he was guilty of 19.
The court said “distance.” It didn’t say “straight line.”
No real surprises here, at least for readers of Frozen Guru Updates I-III.
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.