King of Australia Says He’s Testing Its Court System
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
Brilliant Arguments
Court: Smashing Cameras Doesn’t Give You a “Reasonable Expectation of Privacy”
Especially if you’re a police officer in a public place.
Officer Claimed He Shot Philando Castile Because of Secondhand Smoke
Yep. That is a thing that actually happened.
Judge Denies Alleged Clown’s Motion to Juggle
This was “the keystone to his defense,” argued Clown, on his own behalf.
Court: Lawyer Who Gave Himself Award Can’t Sue People Who Reported He Did That
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.
Sovereign Citizen Convinces Jury He Is Innocent of No Charges
Put another way, the prosecution convinced the jury he was guilty of 19.
Bar Beats 500-Meter-Distance Rule With 500-Meter Maze
The court said “distance.” It didn’t say “straight line.”
Frozen Guru Update IV
No real surprises here, at least for readers of Frozen Guru Updates I-III.
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
Man Who Shot Mother-in-Law Says He Was Aiming at an Armadillo
It’s not illegal to try to rid yourself of that kind of pest.