Orly Taitz Is Trying to Sue Me, I Think
It’s hard to be sure.
Celebrigation
Insane Clown Posse Sues FBI
The following statement appears today on the Insane Clown Posse's official website: Hertz Schram PC … on behalf of Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records, has filed suit against the FBI in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of…
Justin Bieber Wins First Round Against “Joustin’ Beaver”
Well, this exists: Needless to say, this drew a cease-and-desist letter from Bieber's lawyers, and the company selling the app responded with a declaratory judgment action against Bieber in Florida, where it's located. It portrayed the app as a "parody…
Joe Francis Only Human “Startled” by $40 Million Verdict Against Him
"Today, I am incredibly disappointed the jury grossly misinterpreted the facts presented in the courtroom," said the roughly human-shaped piece of slime mold frequently referred to as Joe Francis, after said jury tacked on another $20 million in punitive damages…
An Outstanding Deposition Performance by Wesley Snipes
Not long ago, The Hollywood Reporter posted this short excerpt from a video deposition of Wesley Snipes, taken in 2008 when he was defending a lawsuit by his former agency seeking unpaid commissions. In the excerpt, Snipes responds to a question about "the usual…
Plaintiff: Justin Bieber Blasted Me With His Gondola-Based Sonic Ray Machine
Curses!
Plaintiff Alleges He Caught Herman Cain With Kim Kardashian
But most of his many other allegations have been untrue, so don’t hold your breath for this one.
People Who Need to Stop Talking: Gloria Allred
Exhibit A: my client's face not being eaten. (Photo: Getty Images) Some have accused celebrity defense lawyer (and/or celebrity-defense lawyer) Gloria Allred of being a publicity hound. You be the judge. The Miami Herald reported on June 6 that Allred…
Joe Francis Is Following Me [Updated]
Normally that phrase is being uttered in a panicked whisper during a 911 call, or possibly as part of a desperate, high-pitched shriek, but luckily here it only refers to Twitter: This is a little puzzling since Joe and I…
It’s Not the Droids We’re Looking For, Actually
Obiwan Kenobi, who it seems ended up retiring to Roseville, California, was arrested on Saturday after an investigation pointed to him as the alleged culprit in a hit-and-run. Kenobi fled the scene, presumably leaving behind only an empty robe that officers…