Jury to Decide Whether Officers Have Qualified Immunity for Tasing a Guy in the Crotch
Although there is video making it very likely the defendants will settle, if they have any sense.
Criminal
Man Charged With Driving Into House Three Times Explains That His “Foot Slipped”
At least he didn’t claim the truck was defective.
REMINDER: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
Either be more creative or run a background check on the person you’re going to pretend to be.
UPDATED: Suspect in Assault Case Spends Two Days in Tree
The standoff lasted about 53 hours.
U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
Court Rejects Alleged Iguana-Killer’s “Stand Your Ground” Defense
Not a great legal argument, and the surveillance video apparently undermines it as well.
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop
We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”
I wouldn’t call them that, but you might.
Woman Charged With Felony for Failing to Return Sabrina the Teenage Witch
She rented it when movies were stored as magnetic data in cassettes known as “VHS.”