U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
Criminal
Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
Court Rejects Alleged Iguana-Killer’s “Stand Your Ground” Defense
Not a great legal argument, and the surveillance video apparently undermines it as well.
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop
We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”
I wouldn’t call them that, but you might.
Woman Charged With Felony for Failing to Return Sabrina the Teenage Witch
She rented it when movies were stored as magnetic data in cassettes known as “VHS.”
A Farewell to Madoff
He was the best in the world at something, but unfortunately, it was fraud.
Man Charged With Driving Stolen Car Appears for Zoom Hearing From Inside Another Stolen Car
He has another Zoom hearing next week, so maybe he will keep the streak alive.
Alleged Arsonists Say They Set Fires to Get Rid of Snakes
Not clear yet whether it worked.
Houston Water Escape: Another Exception That Proves the Rule?
These people haven’t been found, but that doesn’t mean they’ve escaped.