Sentence Enhancement Imposed for Bullshit
Seems entirely reasonable to me.
Criminal
Poorly-Planned Flight From Law Ends in Courtroom
Trying to avoid a trial date, Jada Coover led Iowa police on a high-speed chase Wednesday after his pickup was spotted on State Highway 50. Coover fled down the highway, then into the town of Vermillion, where he stopped the…
Drug Rocket Fails to Launch
On June 24, the Missouri State Highway Patrol pulled over two men in a 1990 Ford Thunderbird and discovered over $13,000 in cash riding along with them. They also discovered three pipe bombs in the trunk, as well as a…
Martha “M. Diddy” Stewart Tells All
Among other things, that she knows how to shed an ankle bracelet if need be.
Disability-Benefits Fraud Ended by Unfortunate Photos
Maybe hide the photos of you wrestling an alligator?
Crooks Leave Trail to Own Front Door
A trail of coins, in fact.
Seven-Year Sentence for British Fruit-Wielding Bandit
No one was injured during the crime, although the banana reportedly was “badly bruised.”
Tut Murder Cover-Up Continues
An Egyptian investigative team this week said it had found no evidence to support theories that the Pharaoh Tutankhamun was murdered. Egyptian authorities said they would now release Tut's wife and prime minister, who have been held as "material witnesses"…
Man Says He Robbed Bank As Part of Research Project
His study has now been extended for a further nine years.
Man Arrested After Bragging About Unsolved Robbery on Talk-Radio Show
He claimed he was calling in to try to win a prize, but if so it was an odd contest.