“No One Can Stop Me,” Says Lawyer About to Be Stopped
The court’s told him to stop before, but maybe the fourth time will be the charm.
Rules of Professional Misconduct
Sanctions Order Against Kraken Lawyers Weighs More Than a Pound
If printed on letter-sized paper, just to be clear.
Lawyer Apologizes for Putting Judge Under Surveillance
Well, he’s a lawyer for now, anyway.
Lawyer Who Said Disbarment Would Be “an Honor” Has Finally Been Honored
It’s a little surprising the process took four years in this case.
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Is Still a Hot Mess
His “vehicle collision” argument suggests he’s just been phoning it in anyway.
Disbarment for Lawyer Caught With Zipper Down
An unsurprising result under the circumstances.
Lawyer Suspended for Advice on How to “Make It Look Like Self-Defense”
By “it” I mean “murder,” in case that wasn’t clear.
“Legal Genius” Pleads Guilty to Fraud
This will not be good for the brand.
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Tip: “BOOM SHAKALAKA” May Not Be Best Response to Contempt Petition
Maybe on the way out of court after you win, but probably at no other time.