Seventh Circuit: “We Draw the Line at Gibberish”
I’ve seen worse. But this is bad.
Rules of Professional Misconduct
Lawyer Who Said Disbarment Would Be “an Honor” Will Probably Be Honored Shortly
In which one may learn that an image of Flavor Flav with rude text added is not the same thing as an affidavit.
“Excuseman” Gets Three Years for Stealing From Clients
Slower than a speeding bullet, and less powerful than the bar association.
Is It Unethical to Throw a Raccoon Overboard?
I don’t think so.
Lawyer Who “Did Not Realize He Had Been Suspended” Seven Years Ago Will … Stay Suspended
Court says further investigation is required.
Lawyer Dispute Escalates From Picture of Cat Playing Violin to Gunfire
There were a few other steps involved, but those are the big ones.
Indicted DA Tries to Prevent Adverse Testimony by Marrying Witness
A love story (with important evidentiary implications).
The $65-Million Pants Case: Chapter 28
Roy Pearson has re-entered the building.
Again, Courts Frown on Feigning Sleep During Opponent’s Case
And I continue to think it’s funny, which obviously doesn’t mean you should do it.
TIP: Lawyer Who Sleeps for “Substantial Portion” of Trial Is Ineffective
In particular it is bad form to be seen “resting [one’s] head” against one’s client during trial.