In the Ancient Libraries of Ashurbanipal
There was probably at least some writing this bad, but it may have been lost.
Technology
Constitution Deleted
Is somebody practing for the big day?
Man Forced to Concede His Lawyer Is “Not a Real Person”
Not much intelligence was displayed here, artificial or otherwise.
Please Do Your Best Not to Appear in the “AI Hallucination Database”
Your clients would also prefer not to be named here.
“Would You Be Surprised to Learn This Case Does Not Exist?”
Unfortunately, he was.
Lawmaker Wants to Regulate Self-Checkout Lanes
Unfortunately not to regulate them out of existence.
Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Driving
Another case where somebody creates the best evidence against him.
This AI Garbage Bot Claimed It Was Thinking of Me the Other Day
It just woke up thinking of me and my remarkable journey. Isn’t that remarkable?
Massachusetts May Make It Illegal to Give Your Robot a Gun
I’m more worried about robots taking them.
Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crime
I’m not sure this included his arrest, but I hope so.