“Would You Be Surprised to Learn This Case Does Not Exist?”
Unfortunately, he was.
Technology
Lawmaker Wants to Regulate Self-Checkout Lanes
Unfortunately not to regulate them out of existence.
Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Driving
Another case where somebody creates the best evidence against him.
This AI Garbage Bot Claimed It Was Thinking of Me the Other Day
It just woke up thinking of me and my remarkable journey. Isn’t that remarkable?
Massachusetts May Make It Illegal to Give Your Robot a Gun
I’m more worried about robots taking them.
Surveillance-Camera Thief Captures Complete Record of His Crime
I’m not sure this included his arrest, but I hope so.
Legislator Regrets Appearing for Session via Zoom From Toilet Stall
Or at least he regrets not knowing how to blur out the background.
Cat Appears for Hearing After Zoom-Filter Mishap
It actually speaks, in fact.
United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Otters
Not a real case name, but some real ones are just as weird.
Lawyer Says He’s the Only One in Sudan Allowed to Use the Internet
He said he was going back to court today on behalf of everybody else.