Happiness
Don't give up on it.
The Inexplicable
The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways When He Gets Behind the Wheel of a 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix
“God told [me] that He would take it from here,” said the driver, and God then ran over a dude.
Police in Sexting Case Want to Take Photo of Teen’s … No, That Can’t Be Right
The Washington Post calls this "a unique approach to collecting evidence," and I guess that's one way to put it. The approach is to forcibly inject a 17-year-old boy with something that would cause an erection so they can take a…
New York to Ban Tiger Selfies
Because such a law is, apparently, necessary.
UPDATE: “Balloon Boy” Saga Is Now a Musical
Oh good.
Anybody Missing a Coffin Full of Weapons?
Turns out you left it in Volusia County, Florida, or one of your accomplices did, anyway: Photo: Volusia County Sheriff's Office Head down there anytime to pick it up, although the local sheriff's department would like to speak with you…
Baby Walks
According to Newsweek Pakistan: A court on Saturday threw out charges of attempted murder against a nine-month-old baby, in a case that highlighted endemic flaws in Pakistan’s legal system and provoked widespread ridicule. The former suspect's bail application has also…
Baby Fingerprinted
Just a quick follow-up to "Baby Indicted" (April 4): Photo: Agence-France Presse, Getty Images He's apparently being fingerprinted by Steve Carell, and frankly this would have made a lot more sense if it had been on an episode of The Office….
Insurers Demand $2 Million for Negligent Squirrel-Torching
You did what?
Baby Indicted
It’s about time we started holding infants responsible.