BREAKING NEWS: Smithsonian Doesn’t Want O.J.’s “Acquittal Suit”
“Not appropriate for our collection,” says the revered institution.
Search Results for O.J. Simpson
Nevada Supreme Court to Pretend to Consider Bail for O.J.
Nevada's highest court (and its only appellate court) will hear oral argument on August 3 as to whether O.J. Simpson should be allowed to go free on bond while he appeals his conviction for that gun-waving memorabilia negotiation he conducted…
O.J.’s Sentencing Speech Causes Spectators to Weep, Judge to Reverse Conviction
Wait, I'm reading this wrong — turns out he was the only one weeping, and the judge didn't buy his bullsh*t for a second. He got 15 years in prison. I stand corrected. O.J. Simpson did address the court this…
Crazy Guy Helps O.J.’s Defense Team at Press Conference
In this outstanding clip edited from MSNBC’s coverage, O.J. Simpson’s attorney Yale Galanter is assisted at a press conference by a gentleman who seems to have recently joined the team. It appears that Galanter will provide the legal talent, and…
O.J. to Explain How He Hypothetically Did It
According to reports today, the Fox network will run an interview with O.J. Simpson at the end of November in which he will provide details of the murders of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. You would think this would be…
O.J. Continues Zany Antics by Appearing on Candid-Camera Show
"Juiced" is the name of the new show, which will be appearing on pay-per-view soon (if it isn’t already). On the show, O.J. Simpson, who you may recall was accused a few years ago of killing his ex-wife and her…
Creeps (Back) in the News
O.J. Simpson and Joe Francis, to be specific.
Panel Recommends Disbarment for Blagojevich
The only surprise here is that he somehow got a license in the first place.
Judge Denies Alleged Clown’s Motion to Juggle
This was “the keystone to his defense,” argued Clown, on his own behalf.
Defendants: “We Never Had a Pet Squirrel”
Or so they claim. But a jury may have to decide that.