Will Utah Legalize Fornication?
Probably. [Update: yes.]
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First Amendment Exceptions That Might Allow Banning the Utah Legislature’s Rap Video
Oh dear God.
Random Update: Convictions in Sham-Indian Case
Turns out the sham chief is probably still at it.
Utah Woman Charged With Causing Egg Catastrophe
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.
Dancing Suddenly Okay Again in Cottonwood Heights
The Dancing Man of Cottonwood Heights has been exonerated. Though questions remain.
No Dancing in Cottonwood Heights
It’s “disorderly conduct,” according to some people. But hey, you can’t be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration.
DEA Agent: If You Legalize Pot, Rabbits Will Get High
In which a DEA testifies to witnessing “rabbits that had cultivated a taste for … marijuana,” and had lost all motivation.