Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
August 2021
Sanctions Order Against Kraken Lawyers Weighs More Than a Pound
If printed on letter-sized paper, just to be clear.
I Claim This Castle Under Article 61 of the Magna Carta, Says Idiot
Will “Article 61 of the Magna Carta” be the right answer this time? I wonder!
German Fined 250,000 Euros for Unlicensed Panzer
He will also have to sell the Panzer, his 88mm anti-aircraft gun, and various other Nazi knickknacks.
Dead People Still Having Trouble Proving They’re Alive
“You are not known as deceased,” said the IRS, but she also was not known as alive.