“I’m From Alabama,” Says Judge Explaining Why He Buried $100,000 in His Backyard
The money itself may not be dirty.
2021
Assorted Stupidity #148
In this edition: fire still not recommended for pest control, why you should hang on to your gun during a robbery, San Francisco suspends its cannabis business tax, and other things.
Board Seems Reluctant to Allow Tiger Sanctuary in a Tent One Block From the Vegas Strip
If this were a movie, it’d be dinosaurs instead of tigers, and the board would approve it.
My Client “Had No Non-Lethal Options,” Says Lawyer for Cop Who Shot Wheelchair-Bound Man in the Back
The phrase you were looking for is “no comment.”
Train Driver Sues to Recover 49-Cent Penalty
This is 1.25 cents for each second his negligence delayed the train’s departure.
Definition of Human Butt Debated During Cuomo Deposition
The parties ultimately did not agree on an answer to this perennially difficult question.
“No One Can Stop Me,” Says Lawyer About to Be Stopped
The court’s told him to stop before, but maybe the fourth time will be the charm.
Plaintiff Complains Pop-Tarts Less Healthy Than She Expected
They also do not “pop” without mechanical assistance, which I find highly misleading.
Consumer Alleged She Wanted Only Water From One Particular Mountain (Which May Not Exist)
If it does exist, it’s very important to her.
Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)
Or, it’s somewhere else, if there is any such thing.