Assorted Stupidity #155
In this edition: still not mistaken identity, how not to hire hitmen, and more.
Articles by Kevin
Piano Man Convicted of Driving Piano While Under the Influence
He also wasn’t insured and his piano didn’t have the right plates.
Ninth Circuit Says Expressive Honking Not Protected by First Amendment
But you should feel free to gesture to express how you feel about this opinion.
Attorneys Required to Atone for Late Notice by Holding Up Signs in Courthouse Lobby
Surprisingly, I haven’t been required to do this yet.
HUGE LEGAL NEWS! Paltrow Wins $1 in Ski-Crash Trial
Will our country ever be the same? Probably.
Food Blogger Fined for Eating Great White Shark
I have mixed emotions about this one but ultimately come down on the side of the shark.
Plaintiff Alleges “Boneless Wings” Are Really Mislabeled Nuggets
That is, made from breast meat like nuggets, not from the chicken’s actual nuggets.
Assorted Stupidity #154
In this edition: why lawyers maybe shouldn’t testify in their own defense, people who don’t understand what GPS does, other things.
Dogs Object to Bill Making It Illegal to Stick Their Heads Out of Car Windows
Mine certainly does.
Bill Would Establish Official State Aroma
New Mexico would be the first, but I hope not the last, state to adopt an official smell.