Man’s Inhumanity to Manatees
They have enough problems without people jumping on them.
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Lego Gun Incident Ends Better Than Pastry Gun Incident
Actually, the pastry-gun incident (see below) hasn't ended yet, but however that ends it will still be worse. The "New Development[] in Lego Gun Incident" reported by WGGB (Springfield, MA) yesterday was that the school decided it would not discipline…
Orly Taitz Tried to Sue the Electoral College
And not because it refused to grant her a degree.
Good Reason to Kill #32: Disagreed About Who Should Win “American Idol”
One member of this couple was a fan of Candice Glover, the other was a fan of Kree Harrison. That's the first time I've heard either of those names so I have no opinion, but they apparently cared enough to stab…
Some Updates, Which I Guess Have Turned Out to Be Mostly About Randy Quaid
No ruling yet in the case of John Brennan, not the drone-loving CIA director but the heroic anti-TSA protester who stripped naked at Portland International Airport last year. A judge dismissed criminal charges against Brennan on First Amendment grounds but…
Does “6” Infringe on “9”? What If It’s Upside Down?
Would you be confused by these marks? Look closely: Image: Consumerist.com The one on the left is the logo of West Sixth Brewing Company in Lexington, Kentucky. The one on the right belongs to Magic Hat Brewing Company, based in South…
Mom Has Son Arrested for Stealing Her Pop-Tarts
That headline could just as easily have been something like: "Police Arrest Boy for Stealing Mom's Pop-Tarts"—it just depends whose stupidity you want to highlight, and this is really a toss-up. Few details are available, mainly because everybody involved was…
This Product Contains 100% Something!
A reader noticed this label on a carpet: More specifically, this: My first thought was, how do they know? What if I can identify one of the fibers? Can I sue because I was promised a mystery rug? It turns…
Accused Mustard Vandal and Dog-Puncher Grabs a Couple of Brews During Pursuit
The recent exploits of one Florida man (via the great Twitter feed @_FloridaMan): The bizarre string of incidents began at about 2 a.m. Sunday when a neighbor called police and reported seeing a man climbing up to the second floor of a townhouse….
Official State Crap: California
Featuring an official state animal that was officially extinct when chosen.