You People Quit Bothering Goat Man
Goat Man, Lurkin' "The sighting of a man dressed in a goat suit on a Utah mountain is causing concern among state wildlife officials," begins this report on the recent sighting of a man dressed in a goat suit on…
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French Demand Compensation for Plantagenet Murder
They would like the Crown Jewels and an apology, but will get neither.
Legislator Upset That Muslims Want to Use School-Voucher Program Too
She just assumed that “religious” meant “Christian,” because … is there another kind?
Kansas City Police End Standoff With Naked Archer
The dramatic standoff in Kansas City between a SWAT team and some naked guy wandering around with a bow and arrow, which riveted the nation for approximately zero minutes this week, ended peacefully late Monday night. The Kansas City Star reported…
Decent Exposure: Guy Who Stripped Naked to Protest TSA Is Found Not Guilty
As we saw in April, John Brennan was charged with indecent exposure after he took all his clothes off to protest being hassled by the TSA in Portland. See "TSA: Wants to See You Naked, Complains When You Get That…
Good Reason to Kill #25: Bought the Wrong Kind of Beer
I was going to say that alcohol was obviously involved in this incident, but I guess under the circumstances maybe it was a lack of alcohol. According to The Morning Call, a 19-year-old man pleaded guilty in Pennsylvania on Monday to…
Order Overruling Objection to Motion Filed About Four Minutes Late
Specifically, four minutes and twenty-seven seconds. I’ve known about this order for a while now—it was issued in a case called Hyperphrase Technologies v. Microsoft Corp. in 2003—but was surprised to note (after somebody sent it to me today) that I…
Low-Flying Pilot Ventilates Brazilian Supreme Court
It's the building in the lower right at about :02 that briefly has a bunch of glass windows in front: If he gets in trouble for that I guess there's not much point in appealing the sentence.
Plaintiff: Justin Bieber Blasted Me With His Gondola-Based Sonic Ray Machine
Curses!
Assorted Stupidity #41
Careful when honking at people during rush hour in Philly—somebody might pull out a crossbow. (No, Ted Nugent is still in Maine at the moment.) Previously in medieval road-rage weaponry: axe, mace, trident. Well, a wrench is close enough to a mace…