UPDATED: Chick-Fil-A Claims Public Likely to Confuse Vegetable With Chicken
I hate kale, but will defend to the death your right to sell it.
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Hello! You’ve Been Targeted for Assassination!
Great work by Ruben Bolling on this week's Tom the Dancing Bug cartoon. No, that's not the whole thing. Click here or on the image to see the full cartoon at Boing Boing. It's worth it. Because what's funnier than the death…
Amish on the Loose
Is it just me, or is there a rising tide of reports about Amish-related mayhem? The Associated Press reported yesterday (via WSJ) that a number of young Amish adults in western New York had been charged with illegal possession of…
It’s My Cousin Vinny Week at Abnormal Use
It's the 20th anniversary of the release of My Cousin Vinny, and the Abnormal Use blog is celebrating with an entire week of stuff devoted to the courtroom classic. Today, Nick Farr writes about how the world's shortest opening argument by Vincent Gambini…
Missouri to Add Bust of Rush Limbaugh to the “Hall of Famous Missourians”
Showing excellent timing, the Missouri House of Representatives recently commissioned a bust of Rush Limbaugh that it's planning to add to its sculpture gallery, the "Hall of Famous Missourians." (Limbaugh grew up in Cape Girardeau, Missouri.) The decision to honor…
Note: Add “Judge’s Nameplate” to List of Things Not to Steal
If you must steal it, please do post a picture of yourself with it on Facebook.
Non-Standard Explanation Offered for Bugging Wife’s Bedroom
According to this report in the Beaver County Times, a 66-year-old Raccoon Township man has been charged with invasion of privacy and felony interception of communications for hiding a listening device under his wife’s bed. (Yes, the fact that this…
FBI Counter-Terror Agent: TSA’s Incompetence “Frightens Me”
Yes, the TSA has spent about $65 billion of our tax money over the last decade, but look on the bright side — we get absolutely nothing for it. Well, we do get groped. I guess that’s something. In a…
UPDATED: Soccer Player Blames the Baptists for Ruining His Career
According to The Guardian, a former semi-professional soccer player (yes, I know it's called "football" over there but I'm not over there) has sued the Baptist Church, or at least the Baptist Union of Great Britain, for allegedly ruining his…
AG Sort of Explains When and Why the President Could Drop a Bomb on You
In case you missed it, the Attorney General of the United States spent a little time yesterday discussing the circumstances under which the President could order your death without having a trial or even having charged you with any crime….