Jury to Decide Whether Officers Have Qualified Immunity for Tasing a Guy in the Crotch
Although there is video making it very likely the defendants will settle, if they have any sense.
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Man Charged With Driving Into House Three Times Explains That His “Foot Slipped”
At least he didn’t claim the truck was defective.
Canadian Vaccine Protesters Are Confused About the Law, Too
Not “like other people, they are confused about the law,” but “this is one of many things they’re confused about.”
REMINDER: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
Either be more creative or run a background check on the person you’re going to pretend to be.
Court: “Kill Four People, That’s Grounds for Termination”
Killing even one customer is likely to get you fired. Kill four, no severance payment.
Assorted Stupidity #149
In this edition: robot lawyers, good drivers, crypto bros, giant-cockroach arguments, and more.
Judge Censured for Cane-Flinging Incident
As discussed herein, the cane was flung to the side, not in someone’s direction.
Italian High Court Holds Loud Toilet Violated Plaintiffs’ Human Rights
A 19-year legal battle finally comes to an end.
Official State Crap: Indiana
Indiana: 14th alphabetically, 19th in order of admission, 1st in number of Hoosiers per capita.
Plaintiff Alleges He Didn’t Know Jets and Giants Play in New Jersey
He also claims there are millions of “similarly situated individuals,” which also isn’t true.