Parents Sue Their Son, Demanding Grandchild or $650,000 in Compensation
Given the limits on ordering specific performance, the compensation is more likely.
Articles by Kevin
Legislator Regrets Appearing for Session via Zoom From Toilet Stall
Or at least he regrets not knowing how to blur out the background.
Assorted Stupidity #150
The sesquicentennial edition.
Iowa Cases No Longer Being Prosecuted by “Easter S. Bunny”
“This has been a nightmare for me,” said the supervisor responsible for the database.
Twenty-One-Octillion-Dollar Demand Still Not a Record
It’s a lot, it’s just not the biggest ever.
Flatulent Barrister Loses Flatulence-Discrimination Case
The panel held that the questions co-workers raised were “not unreasonable” under the circumstances.
How to Avoid Jury Duty, #13: Say You Gotta See Your Sugar Daddy Every Day
“Every other day” might also do it. You want it to be believable.
Motion to Go F*#& Yourselves
I don’t think the court has the power to grant this one, even if it wanted to.
Russian Lawmaker Says He Wants Alaska Back
Given the trouble they’re having with Ukraine, I wouldn’t be too concerned about this.
THIS AGAIN (Hereinafter, “This”)
In which an opening paragraph is compared to a hagfish.