Legislator Regrets Appearing for Session via Zoom From Toilet Stall
Or at least he regrets not knowing how to blur out the background.
Articles by Kevin
Assorted Stupidity #150
The sesquicentennial edition.
Iowa Cases No Longer Being Prosecuted by “Easter S. Bunny”
“This has been a nightmare for me,” said the supervisor responsible for the database.
Twenty-One-Octillion-Dollar Demand Still Not a Record
It’s a lot, it’s just not the biggest ever.
Flatulent Barrister Loses Flatulence-Discrimination Case
The panel held that the questions co-workers raised were “not unreasonable” under the circumstances.
How to Avoid Jury Duty, #13: Say You Gotta See Your Sugar Daddy Every Day
“Every other day” might also do it. You want it to be believable.
Motion to Go F*#& Yourselves
I don’t think the court has the power to grant this one, even if it wanted to.
Russian Lawmaker Says He Wants Alaska Back
Given the trouble they’re having with Ukraine, I wouldn’t be too concerned about this.
THIS AGAIN (Hereinafter, “This”)
In which an opening paragraph is compared to a hagfish.
Bill Would Authorize Letter of Marque and Reprisal to Whoever Will Steal Putin’s Yacht
Strike your flag, Vladimir Vladimirovich, or we’ll give ye another broadside!