City Council Sues Itself, Seeks Costs for Frivolous Lawsuit
If it wins, of course, it will have to pay itself the fine.
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Sandwiches Not Sufficiently Meaty, Lawsuit Claims
Saying that certain Blimpie's sandwiches do not live up to advertising claims, Ronald Williams and Jennifer Clayton have sued the chain's owner in Madison County, Illinois, on behalf of a class of similarly situated consumers. (If any.) Plaintiffs claim that…
New Royals Mascot Reportedly Training to Avoid Further Hot-Dog Incidents
TMZ is reporting that the Kansas City Royals have selected the next person who will wear the Sluggerrr mascot costume, and that the new guy is planning to go through a "mascot boot camp" run by Dave Raymond, the original…
Dog-Flinging Mascot Blamed for Eye Injury
It's been almost a year since my last mascot story — that one was in March 2009, after somebody punched McGruff the Crime Dog in the face — so I had been on the lookout for one. But I did not…
TSA Detains Possible Terrorist Armed With Flashcards
Here's something else to add to the Transportation Safety Administration training manual. It's a simple six-point terrorist screening test I have just devised: If you notice that a traveler is carrying Arabic-English flashcards, and that person already speaks fluent English,…
Scott Rothstein: Why Come Back From Morocco?
We don’t know for sure, but there are theories.
Scott Rothstein: Why Go to Morocco?
HINT: it involves extradition.
Sheriff’s Henchmen Finally Apprehend Robin Hood
Took them 700 years or so, but they got him.
Wanna Buy a Watch? Asks Man With Golden Toilet
Think carefully before accepting this offer. And then don’t accept it.
Postman Claims Mail-Slot-Induced Finger Injury Threatened Professional Darts Career
The letter-box flap snapped shut on his right hand, said English postman Dennis Coleman, and he thereby suffered a cut to his middle finger that was "deep and pouring with blood." Worst of all, Coleman said, that was his throwing…