“Dragon Lawyer” Files Complaint With Cartoon Dragon
Sorry, a dragon in a *suit.* I should have been more clear.
Articles by Kevin
“Would You Be Surprised to Learn This Case Does Not Exist?”
Unfortunately, he was.
I Will at Least Concede That Nobody Needs More Than One Emotional-Support Tiger
Or, at least, that seven is too many.
U.S. Supreme Court Won’t Decide Who Owns Banana Taped to Wall
Well, the concept of a banana taped to a wall, at least.
Assorted Stupidity #167
In this edition: things are getting stupider all the time.
Lawmaker Wants to Regulate Self-Checkout Lanes
Unfortunately not to regulate them out of existence.
Official State Crap: Iowa
Official state motto: We Squat Atop Missouri.
President Threatened With Witchcraft
This one really is a “witch hunt.”
Arsonist Reportedly on Fire
Always funny.
Smoke Bombs, Flares Liven Up Parliament Session
Not bad for the first session of the year.