Court Overturns Law That Mandated 50% Good News
Bad news for the pro-good-news forces, good news for news-evaluation personnel.
Articles by Kevin
Naked Cowboy Arrested in San Francisco
You win some, you lose some. Less than a month after successfully defeating a motion to dismiss his trademark lawsuit against the maker of M&Ms, New York’s "Naked Cowboy" Robert Burck was arrested in San Francisco when he tried to…
Man Who Sued God Appears in Earthly Court
Sadly, I don’t have a transcript of the argument.
Pets Too Sexy For Saudi Arabia, Say Religious Police
Are there any two words as comforting as "religious police"? Doubtful. Especially if they follow the words "Saudi Arabia’s." Saudi Arabia’s religious police, also known by the even more comforting title "The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the…
UPDATE: More Details Emerge in Cloned-Dog-Mormon-Attack Case
I admit I was a little worried about at least some of the details of the McKinney story I reported on the other day. The London Times is a reputable source, and most of the story, of course, like the…
ACLU Says It Will Go To Bat For Mullets If Necessary
Important mullet guidance also provided.
Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She Is Actually Mormon Sex Kidnapper
Here’s the kind of lead-in sentence that you see almost every day: The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping…
Teen Threatened With Haircut Stabs Father With Miniature Sword
I think that is a slight improvement over the original headline, but not by much. According to reports, a 15-year-old Florida boy stabbed his father in the hand with a "miniature sword" because the man repeatedly threatened to give his…
WHEREAS, You Acted Like a Jerk In Court
WHEREAS, on the dates set out below, in the presence of Judge Thomas Mountjoy of the Court of Greene County, Missouri, attorney Carlos Dupree Romious, aka D. Carlos Romious, did do the following stupid things, among others: On June 16,…
Stormtrooper-Copyright Battle Will Have Sequel
The marketing empire strikes back.