Articles by Kevin

Tip of the Day: 911 Is Not For Sandwich Complaints

Sources reported on August 4 that a Jacksonville man was arrested last week after he called 911 to report that his Subway sandwiches had not been made correctly. Seeking extra bonus points, he called it a second time to complain…




Latest Low-Pants Ban: Lynwood, Illinois

The city council of Lynwood, Illinois, a Chicago suburb, is the latest to join the crusade against sagging pants.  Reports said that the new city ordinance would impose a $35 fine on anyone found to be showing more than three…


Request for Grey Poupon Has Unexpected Result

It appears that a driver’s request for a bit of Grey Poupon was rather rudely rejected on June 18, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun. Most likely, the request was made in fond remembrance of the famous commercials…


“Torture Memo” Author Detained in Oakland

He was "detained" only because of a mechanical problem with a plane on which he had hoped to fly to the Ninth Circuit conference in Sun Valley, Idaho.  But former deputy AG and "torture memo" author John Yoo‘s failure to…



Lawn Boy Murdered

"I can do that [if I want to]," Keith Walendowski told police after he shot his lawn mower to death.  "It’s my lawn mower and my yard," he said, "so I can shoot it if I want."  The mower’s fatal…


Minneapolis Firm Offers “Lawyer Job Interview Translator”

Nicole Black of Legal Antics reports that Halleland Lewis Nilan & Johnson, a Minneapolis law firm, has produced a new recruiting tool that is worth checking out.  The "Lawyer Job Interview Translator" features a senior-partner type answering standard recruiting questions…