Articles by Kevin

European Union Passes Volume Limits for Bagpipes

Bagpipers across Europe are protesting new regulations that would force them to pipe quietly.  European Union officials in Brussels have ruled that, under EU health and safety laws, bagpipes cannot expose users to average noise levels of more than 85…


Benny the Bull In Trouble Again

An Illinois dentist has sued the Chicago Bulls after allegedly being injured by the team’s mascot, Benny the Bull, in what is a rare example of a lawsuit predicated on a negligent high-five. Don Kalant alleges he was watching a…


Charges Dropped in “Weekend at Bernie’s” Case

New York prosecutors dropped charges today against two men who had been charged with a number of offenses resulting from an attempt to cash a Social Security check in January.  The problem, as you may recall, was the body they…


Hair Salon’s Reign of Terror Finally Ended

The Baolou International Beauty Salon in the city of Zhengzhou, China, has finally been closed by authorities.  The salon had apparently been terrorizing local residents, who cited a number of incidents in which unsuspecting hair-growers had been vastly overcharged for…



UPDATE: “Bulletproof” Reposa Gets 90 Days for Lewd Gesture

Justice was swift — and pretty harsh — for Adam "Bulletproof" Reposa, who was cited for contempt on March 11 after gesturing inappropriately in response to an argument by opposing counsel.  Reposa allegedly rolled his eyes and made a repetitive…


Woman Sues for Injuries Caused by Large Dancing Mystery Man

A woman in Vero Beach, Florida, has sued a Palm Beach nightspot claiming that she was injured by a 300-pound Canadian who fell on her there.  Kathryn Muth accuses Cucina Dell’Arte of negligence on the grounds that the restaurant is…


Tiny Billionaire Will Be New Italian Prime Minister

Silvio Berlusconi won another term as Italy’s prime minister on April 14, despite being shorter than his rivals.  Berlusconi, who is just five feet six inches tall, or a mere 1.71 meters in metric units, is routinely portrayed in political…


Rooster Executed

At a bend in the road near Joe’s Creek, birds sing and dogs bark.  But the rooster no longer crows. So begins this tale of tragedy, as reported in the St. Petersburg Times.  According to the report, Gilman the Rooster…