Articles by Kevin

Drug Dealers Subject Buyer to Cookie Torture

Is it really "torture" if what you’re being burned with are freshly baked cookies right out of the oven? Well, obviously not, if you’re John Yoo, since this seems unlikely to cause pain equivalent to that caused by organ failure…


Judges in China Ordered Not to “Frolic,” Hold Hands

Earlier this month, the highest court in China’s Henan province issued a comprehensive set of regulations it said were intended to "improve judicial etiquette."  They are pretty exhaustive, to the point that one might wonder what the hell exactly has…



UPDATED: Lawyer Songs Reasonably Likely to Rock

Berkeley Law School student Josh Keesan got some attention recently for his album, "The Law of Rock, Vol. 1."  "Put down your commercial outlines and treatises," says Josh’s website; "here, for the first time, you can learn complex legal doctrines…


Laptop Miraculously Disappears During Prayer Session

Authorities in Fort Smith, Arkansas, said yesterday that they had arrested Carl Hagy and were charging him with misdemeanor theft after an incident at a local church.  According to the report, Pastor Fidelis Obidike of Destiny Global Ministries was familiar…


Accused Stapler Bandit Escapes With $175; Is Later Arrested

Police in Ashland, Kentucky, said they believed that Gerald Rocchi was the Stapler Bandit who robbed a local ice cream shop on Tuesday, armed only with a stapler. Employees at the ice cream shop, which in a complete surrender on…


Government Matches O’Melveny’s 239-Page Tome

About a month ago I mocked Jeff Skilling’s appellate team, not for the quality of what they said to the court but because it took them 239 pages to say it.  (I enjoyed the fact that the word count made…