Assorted Stupidity #128
In this edition: Krispy Kreme caves, “the voodoo” gives commands, criminal charges for overdue library books (again), and so forth.
Articles by Kevin
Expert on Money Laundering Arrested for … Well, You Can Probably Guess
And you only get one guess.
Prisoner Who’s Not Dead Anymore Says He’s Served His Life Sentence
It says “life.” Singular.
Seventh Circuit: “We Draw the Line at Gibberish”
I’ve seen worse. But this is bad.
Target of Police Raid Had Been in Prison for Five Years, Plaintiff Alleges
So it turned out the grenades, assault rifles, and whatnot weren’t really necessary.
Man Convicted of Lynching Himself
It’s almost like some people don’t know what the word means.
California’s Roadkill Bill Becomes Law
It joins about half of the states in addressing this important issue.
Assorted Criminal Stupidity
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
Fourth-Level Subcontractor Ruins Murder Plot
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
“Everything About This Case Turns Out to Be Stupid,” Says Judge
A real judge, not a TV judge.