Assorted Stupidity #127
In this edition: defendant’s five-day filibuster fails, Rotondo returns, a cost estimate for that moat the president wanted, and a questionable Russian lawsuit.
Articles by Kevin
Court Is Now In Session, The Honorable Captain Kangaroo Presiding
Oh, so that’s where “kangaroo court” comes from? No. It is not.
Lawyer Who Said Disbarment Would Be “an Honor” Will Probably Be Honored Shortly
In which one may learn that an image of Flavor Flav with rude text added is not the same thing as an affidavit.
Plaintiff: “Dressing Me Up as a Leprechaun Is Wrong”
You know what else is wrong? Saying “step foot in,” as this post will also explain.
“Excuseman” Gets Three Years for Stealing From Clients
Slower than a speeding bullet, and less powerful than the bar association.
Californians Can No Longer Be Forced to Join a Posse
You can still join voluntarily.
UPDATE: Shrout’s on the Run
Another good reason not to give him any money.
Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
Adios Mugabe
This website, at least, will miss him.
Court Affirms Conviction for Making “Hand Gesture in the Form of a Gun”
No one was harmed during the pointing spree, which lasted only a few seconds.