Injury Code V97.33XD: Sucked Into Jet Engine (Subsequent Encounter)
Yep, there’s a code for that.
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TSA Finds It Correctly Punished Naked Protester
An expected development.
Drunk Successfully Gropes Two While Posing as TSA Agent
Clown Week continues.
Sign Installer Cited for Violating Rule on the Sign He Was Installing
"I didn't know what to say," said Dan Greding about his reaction to getting a ticket for being parked longer than 75 minutes, which according to the signs he was installing at the time was the maximum time limit for…
TSA Turns Away Mute Stroke Victim
KABC in Los Angeles reported on April 5 that our heroes in the TSA had successfully prevented another innocent disabled person from flying. This time it was a stroke victim in a wheelchair who couldn’t answer questions about her expired…
Baby Fingerprinted
Just a quick follow-up to "Baby Indicted" (April 4): Photo: Agence-France Presse, Getty Images He's apparently being fingerprinted by Steve Carell, and frankly this would have made a lot more sense if it had been on an episode of The Office….
TSA Fines “Naked American Hero” $500
As you may recall, after John Brennan showed TSA agents in Portland he didn't have a bomb by taking off his clothes, they got all upset about it and charges were filed. See "TSA: Wants to See You Naked, Complains When You Get…
Woman Arrested Nine Years After Failing to Return Rented Video
Worst of all: the movie was “Monster in Law.”
Government Bravely Prosecutes Nun for Embarrassing It
On January 28, unexpected snow postponed the sentencing of 83-year-old Sister Megan Rice and two fellow activists in Knoxville, Tennessee. They face up to 30 years in prison for "willfully damaging federal property" (which they did) and "sabotaging national defense material" (which…
FAA Nixes Beer Delivery by Drone
With everything this country is using drones for, they crack down on beer delivery. The video below is a commercial for Lakemaid Beer, brewed in Minnesota, and it shows a small drone being used to deliver a 12-pack of beer…